Juggernaut helmet next! Then I can run into people and yell, “Juggernaut!”

They thought he was Benny Blanco from the Bronx. LOL!

That’s why White people use opioids and heroin. No smell and they can keep their job. See? The Master Race is smart. /s

I’ve escaped death a couple times. Death is always coming for you. You just have to be aware and evade it.

If a professional builds a rocket for fun then it’s not amateur right?

You must be on venlafaxine.

I mean in all fairness, this shit was made:

Let’s be honest. It’s not because he is French, it’s because he has a penis.

Her moms is cute. I guess it’s genetic to have a thing for funny looking White dudes.

That’s an insult to actual Republicans.

Beliefs are always stronger than facts because beliefs don’t take any work or foreknowledge to understand. All you need to do is wait till one belief actually comes true then, it validates all your other fears about everything else.

Boy, and to think I was so looking forward to standing in line with asshole teens, gouged for cheap sugar products at the concession and sitin someone else’s body fluids for an hour while the same teens talk through the movie and play on their cellphone.

That’s most middle class, American, Republican White women. They follow a set pattern. Or else.

The first verse of every country song. Damn.

He can thank all the Hollywood execs who still want to fuck him and his plastic surgeon for that.

Muthafucka got a good plastic surgeon.

My uncle was dubbed “Moon King” in college for a different reason.

“We are looking for Mikhail Pavlovich Matveev. He is a Russian national with a sharp widow’s peak, high receding hairline, dower expression and wears name brand track suits.” - DOJ

Hawley’s next idea is to make a God Squad of only the manliest men!

That 200+ year old document was written by a bunch of guys in stocking, high heels and wigs. Not manly enough.