“But...but, I love Malort.”

And pretend to be Richard Grieco when the Yanks play the Reds...

“Bananaboats skedaddle to beeswax for lack of a conundrum, as I plunder wildebeest on the nebula.”

I thought that was a Raekwon verse at first.

Humanity’s greatest weakness is not learning or empathizing until they go through something.

Oh boy.

Misplaced outrage is the name of the game.

HOW TO TELL IF TYLER WILL SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL

I love all the “Stories” on the internet about random acts of insanity between family, friends and coworkers publishers make up to get clicks. LMFAO!

“Like the Internets...” - Ted Stevens

“I got you fam.” - NRA

A war of a-shit-tion...

Digital sales are helpful for girls who don’t have the reach other children with resources and access have. It takes away the stigma of having to be accepted by people just to sell something those people want anyway.

More like willful, privileged, ignorance.

Is she is tacitly suggesting someone make an AI voice of this person so she can sue them? Sounds like it to me.

The ability to persevere through constant challenge is why she and her show, is so successful.

When one of the Goonies becomes a “rapper”.

Here’s your star for the ‘Coming to America’ reference in regards to Lakeith.

Impossible! Only heathen, woke (what does that even mean?), 1st and 2nd amendment hating, minorities commit crimes! Facebook says so! Huzzah and a yee-haw! LOL!

Mighty quiet in the Jalopnik comments I see. The “Rules for thee not for me” crowd is a bit shook. Maybe another riot at the capitol will cheer them up.
LOL!

Those deaths wouldn’t pan well with the demographic who still watches awards shows...