“Hey Florida! Disney was a Christian therefore, all the water in the park is blessed with Baby Jesus. Drinking the water wards off those ‘Liberal Man-Made Satan Illnesses’ like education and facts. Drink it before all the woke The Drag Queens and The Blacks do!”

It’s OK to say, “Both them hoes ain’t shit” and leave it at that. No need to choose sides.

Some people don’t allow themselves to come to terms with facts as a coping mechanism. Life is scary.

I heard from a crazy conspiracy friend that ALL pirates - ALL were Jewish.
I asked him if that’s true, why didn’t they say “Oy!” instead of “Ar”?

Talow is the best for frying. Full stop.

But it worked on you.

I smell Russian robot.

How else are things going to get built, cleaned and fixed?
Everyone can’t do it 80's style.

Piqué wasn’t ready for the jelly.

I see Piqué has a type. Stop dating women who like strawberry jam!

So are guys who thirst over Ana DeArmas.

They’re psychotic.

I mean...

Right, because we need a bunch of fucking Cletus and Tammy-Sue’s populating this country.

Either that or they got oil forecasts and we’re about to see production levels like the late 1960s, early 70s from the Permian Basin.

“Hell no! Can’t have these plebes wise to our game! We need uninformed voters and people who think grueling work (for us) is the only way to prosperity!” - Companies who lobby politicians to deregulate business laws and cut school funding for programs that teach financial literacy (aka public education).

I thought that was the usual “American small town charm” I was looking at.

He better call Snoop Dogg’s lawyer.

Stupid people will always find ways to kill themselves off.

I like the replies in the greys. Real hard hitting, thought provoking stuff.