Biting into a moldy bean burrito and realizing the sour taste isn’t cheese.

I was always partial to Ting (which is grapefruit) or Fresca (before they changed the formula).

I just wait for an Influencer to buy one, and then scoop up the untouched salad after they take the photo of them pretending to eat.

Because lonely, ugly, people exist.

*snicker* nuts and wieners.

Like most hiring managers who have no clue how people live.

And whether or not she has business cards with subtle coloring, tasteful thickness and a watermark.

People have been victim blaming long before computers.

Give me $500K to present a show in an industry I hate and I’ll spit fire and venom the whole time - and collect my check too.

What is the HFPA controversy?
There was significant Hollywood fallout to a scathing exposé of the HFPA published in the LA Times in February 2021, which found there were no black members in the 87-strong voting body, and that relatively few members worked full-time for notable foreign publications.

“I didn’t know the lion would eat my child”, parent who gave their child to a lion so the child would be more comfortable around lions exclaimed.

I like British baking shows because you don’t really win anything but they seem to know how to actually cook and bake and they are very cozy to watch.

Well you are part Platypus. Hard to eat crispy crust with no teeth.
Also, if you were part rat, you’d have no problem.

Yes, after 1986 NY Pizza sucked. All the 1st generation pizza makers died off or were pushed out in gentrification and these pop up shops owned by unscrupulous real estate agents, selling wet dough moved in. When I saw a Sbarro’s open up in lower Manhattan, I knew classic NYC pizzerias were an endangered species from…

How are Texans and the rest of us going to heat our houses in the winter when the power cuts out?

Beliefs.

President Porter? Hmm.

California has too many cars.

Like Michael Jackson.

I keep reminding myself one can be a VICTIM and a PERPETRATOR.