Why does it have so many faux-mesh frills (fake grills)? Why? I swore I would never buy a car with fake mesh, but it now seems like it is more popular than ever. Fauxcus ST was the worst offender; sensible RS designers replaced the grumper (grill-patterned bumper) with an actual bumper.

WHAT THE FUCK

Good job Ford. Cram the option package down the throat of customers to squeeze the last bit of profit out of the RS before it goes away. Cubic Greed!

The Skittles that the customer didn’t know their child had stored in the rear door pockets.

CSI affects money the dealership ultimately gets. And it hurts service advisers and techs.

Yeah, the second they tell me “you’ll be getting a survey and if I don’t get all 10's, it’s considered a failure” it’s pretty much guaranteed that I won’t do the survey. I mean, what is the point of the survey then? If it is an all-or-nothing thing, just ask, were you happy with your experience? Yes or No.

Your wife is doing god’s work.

Yes. This is how I feel. If you really want a 10, earn it. Don’t beg for it... Ugh.

pro tip: if you want me to rate your product or service highly...DO NOT ASK ME TO GIVE YOU A HIGH RATING. I’m going to be super critical of anything if you solicit high marks. I know its not directly related but it sure seems to happen more and more with these and other similar surveys.

The only possible way of damaging a fuel pump when racing is repeatedly racing with very little fuel in the tank. This prolonged use with little cooling can theoretically can stress the pump from heat. Of course the same habit in street use would cook it just the same. Fuel pumps are on or off. What the engine does…

Jesus Christ. This woman is doing it right. Driving the car for what it’s intended. Marketing the fuck out of both it and herself. AND improving her skills in a driver’s car.

His suspension probably found the landing quite shocking.

I’m in favor of televised severe beatings for car jackers and car-chase perps. These fuckwads are flying around in 4,000 pound bullets putting hundreds of innocent people at risk. Beat the daylights out of them. Make sure the news chopper is overhead before the fun starts.

Yeah, he did kinda escape from prison, car-jack a person, and then get in a stand-off with police.

One would hope so, tends to decrease the incidence of general fuckwitery fairly dramatically. “Car jacking” makes it sound like some amusing prank - it’s not, it’s violent, confronting and some victims never get over it.

They have the legal authority.

Jason vs. mosquito.

but why tho

Ha ha.