Too bad he wasn’t the eco-friendly type, then he’d have tried it with a couple of Diva cups over his eyes.

Holy fuck. Like what idiot hasn’t seen enough movies to know it’s pantyhose, not maxi-pads?

I thought the story was going to be set in a Whoopie Cushion factory.

I resist this notion because we had this challenge as governor, stuff happens, there’s always a crisis and the impulse is always to do something and it’s not necessarily the right thing to do.

No, “Everything happens for a reason” people are the WORST people. I agree with the rest of your list though.

This reads like someone asked him how he felt about American Idol ending.

His brother had the same bullshit attitude towards people as well. And he was elected to 2 terms. I don’t think that this statement will make or break anything. He’s got a silver spoon in his mouth. The fact that he pulled it out of his ass beforehand means nothing.

You cannot really have misunderstood this.

It’s sad that the frequency of mass shootings has created this tradition among hospitals. No one is criticing the solidarity or camaraderie.

This is a tradition that should not exist.

Yesterday’s tragedy was in my hometown. Suffice it to say that my level of rage that gun violence occurs so frequently, and is so seemingly acceptable to a large proportion of the U.S. population, is palpable today.

No joke. Healthcare workers are the best people on the planet. I’ve been in HC for 12 years and I’ve never known such kindness.

I NEVER THOUGHT PAYING IT FORWARD PIZZA WOULD MAKE ME CRY SAD TEARS BUT HERE I AM, CRYING. OVER PIZZA GENEROSITY, THE KINDEST GENEROSITY OF ALL.

As long as it’s white laughter. You don’t want those blacks with their black laughs blacking up the place.

Several white passengers back up the black women’s stories and saying that there were rude, obnoxious white people but they weren’t kicked off the train.

Why not both? Mental health issues needs attention, and the fact that a mentally ill person like this guy had access to guns also needs attention. This guy was able to kill so many because 1) he was probably mentally ill and 2) he had guns. Change factor #2 to a knife will instantly drop the fatality rate of this…

I think we are way past that point. Even if (BIG if) 90% of these women are lying, manipulative, harpies that are just trying to get their 15 minutes of fame and a payout, that still means that Bill Cosby drugged and raped at least 4 of them.

I respect Hannibal Buress more by the day.

Bastard.