HA! My husband and I LOVE going to ikea. We even go with my mom and make it a family trip. It’s a blast. We start with a meal in the cafe, enjoy the showroom, head down to the marketplace and pick our flat packed boxes, run through the as-is section, and then stock up on lingonberry juice and cookies. My husband is…

Bud Light: Why Not? I Really Do Love You

Plus with an ice cream sandwich, the ice cream is hard enough to break off while your teeth are still in contact with the cookie exterior, thus avoiding direct ice cream on teeth contact.

Every single time:

Wasn't this a plot line in Sabrina?

It’s hard to cope with these radical new ideas.

I am praying to God that I'm not inviting any of these anonymous curmudgeons to my wedding because they kind of sound like assholes. OF COURSE you're not OBLIGATED to give ANYONE a gift EVER. But if you bitch and moan about giving gifts and whether or not someone "expects you to" then you don't really understand how…

Sure, or on a website, or whatever.
*If* you want to specify that gifts aren't wanted/necessary, great—but otherwise, *as a guest*? I care way more about not having to spend time searching random websites than I do about pretending that I live in the fifties, or that everyone doesn't know that the default assumption is…

Seriously. We got some matronly-ass people up in this comment section. No one is saying you MUST buy someone a wedding gift. But, if you're going to a wedding and can afford to do so, you should probably give people a gift. Weddings are a cultural gift-giving holiday, in this culture and many others. Hell, I'd much…

OOOOH, I have a story for THIS group.

Also, for a woman to insist on getting oral but not being willing to give BJs is hardly revolutionary or uncommon. It's a major part of FemDom and there are many, many, many men out there looking for a woman who wants them to go down on them but will refuse to blow them. That's a hugely common kink.

I was like "Oh good more subs for me."

Yeah, but a lot of times guys will say they're into eating pussy, then find reasons not to, or to do it really badly and refuse to take direction, then still expect a cookie for their time. I mean, if a woman blowing a guy started biting at him and refused to stop, you wouldn't hear people telling the guy that he…

Ugh that sounds SO NICE.

This is so rude

I vividly remember the only time I went dress shopping (yes, some straight guys have a sense of style/fashion too and I have a thing for wedding dresses) and was a bit surprised when I didn't get kicked out.

I'm just going to share this story from last Saturday. A good money-making night- the restaurant is packed, we're trying to turn over tables. Of course half of them are fucking campers. So when another 8 top of 40 something year olds roll in, I'm begging my manager to give them to me. Bright eyed and with an imaginary…

This is exactly how I got raped. I was hooking up with a friend of mine. I have vaginismus and a whole fun host of issues (and at the time, even a positive HIV test, which he knew about. It was a false positive, but he didn't know that at the time), I said no penetrative intercourse.