I'd like to think the offended totally reimagine what they're seeing. In their delusional fantasy, I'm in a Jessica Rabbit red sequin gown with fingerwaves and Broadway status gaudy makeup. My bedroom eyes beckon as I motion with light plum elbow-length silk gloves for them to behold by perky bosom. Makes it easier…

As a Coloradoan who has actually purchased edibles in Colorado, they all come in medicine like bottles and containers anyway, designed to be as safe from children as your average bottle of aspirin. And then you have to take them in your magical pot bag that gets all sealed up so you can show that your pot is in it's…

Celebrity Edition!

I've always agreed with those sentiments.

I'm not against the idea of porn, but even the nicest and mildest videos from mainstream companies where women are happy and everything, have titles like "bitch fucked blah blah", "little whore blah blah." And even those videos where women *want* to be porn stars and are all happy about having sex with a stranger in…

Silly women. Defense is for men!

My mother was beside herself when I told her that there would be absolutely NO flowers at my wedding. Why spend all that money on something that would die??

wait, someone who prefers styrofoam over recycled paper because they want to save paper???? I just can't.

I actually thought it was kind of good. It didn't cross any lines, and was quite imaginitive. I kind of wish more commercials could be like that.