There are no G-forces in the Verizon IndyCar Series. Haven’t you heard? Verizon is UNLIMITED now.

Actually, it looks like his family (wife) did it.

His Instagram account is “mosesbread72” and he thinks Palestinians have claimed the land for thousands of years?

Well, one of the first things he did was watch Finding Dory. Hell, I haven’t had time to watch that.

Now I know why he’s so mad at the media.

Damn. I’m glad I was just a mascot. I had plenty of protection, especially on my head.

“The Honesty Company”

“I’ve had it with the mother fuckin snakes in my mother fuckin Tesla!”

Looks fine to me.

I dunno. 1G could kill you.

“2009 Audi R8 for a little over $78,000 with title, tags and tax.”

“so is two okay?”

Maybe they were worried Lady Gaga would drop from the roof and block the field goal?

Right. Where’s Romney? He saw the danger, warned us, then even he was conned.

“You’re welcome! Now the fans know you won fair and square, no deflated balls, and I made sure you were rested by suspending you at the beginning of the season. No need to thank me!” - Roger

“I thought they were saying “GOO-dell, GOO-dell...” -Roger Goodell

there’s really only one distinctive difference between American and Chinese-spec models: the headroom 

They need to play it straight, and have former CIA / NSA / FBI analysts come in to the oval office, and give Baldwin’s Trump a Presidential Briefing (nothing top secret) and then everyone turns to the camera and says “Mr. President, this seems to be the only way to get you to pay attention to what really matters. Live…

Perhaps he could just write himself in... with a Sharpie?

The problem is, people don’t recognize Fascism as a dirty word, compared to how “Liberal” and “Socialist” have been dragged through the mud. Where do they think the Nazi term came from? National Socialist Party.