If cars had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics: (source: http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/autos.asp)

you can be pro Israel and anti-semitic. Many “end times” enthusiasts WANT a holy war so they can ascend to heaven. And Kushner may know the prayers but he didn’t listen to his grandmother’s refugee story.

After her convention speech, I expected Melania to copy everything from Michelle.

I tweeted to Hillary Cinton that she should come here (Rochester, NY) and pay respects to Susan B. Anthony’s grave, where thousands of us gathered on Election Day and the next few days.

Yesterday I contacted Alaska’s Lisa Murkowski and Maine’s Susan Collins. If the two of them, who can be moderate, were to become Independents or even Democrats, it could put a halt in Trump’s agenda. It would be a bold move but I think the Democratic party should encourage them and tell them they’d be embraced.

If you listen carefully, the person says “Waste of my Fucking Tie.” I guess the cameraman got all dressed up for nothing.

“But if you’re a Christian from Somalia? Oh, they wouldn’t be allowed in either? While it seems that the banned countries may predominantly identify with one religion, the religion of the citizen is not the deciding factor in whether they are banned or not.”

True. But until now, it didn’t matter.

I am glad you posted this: “It’s always good if you don’t fall out of the bus,” Donald Trump told Billy Bush. “Like Ford, Gerald Ford, remember?”

Should’ve built the roof out of solar panels.

To be fair to Sean Spicer, it was Kellyanne Conway who coined the phrase “Alternative Facts...” although she was just quoting the Bible.

The only court I can picture him on is the Supreme Court.

“We took care of the ball”

“Abidingly, the U.S. headquarters for the United Nations would be shuttered as well.”

Thanks, Trump.

Maybe the motorcyclist is just politely asking for a ride back to his bike?

Not a problem. By 2018, they’ll be underwater.

The moment I heard Trump say it, I thought of that scene, so it’s short but eerily similar.

Ebb, rejected Insurance spokesperson.

In two words, Hell Yes.