Please, let’s not lose sight of the most important thing.

He had a real bright future.

What a Twist of fate.

What do you expect from a school named U Con?

Hopefully we won’t need Paul Bearer.

Could have been worse. And shorter-lived.

As a former school mascot, FUCK THAT SHIT!

I prefer Aurebesh.

Now he’s in a jam. Maybe he was framed?

If we’re gonna use replay, there’s a case to made that he never scored.

Outrageous. He’s a politician... not a star. When you’re a star, they let you do it.

I guess it’s only fitting that Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey Circus is closing. We’ve got a real circus coming to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, 24x7. And the ringleader idolizes P.T. Barnum.

“Involved” in the same way I help a lot of unwed mothers. You know, just helping them get their start.

I got my outfit.

Too bad. A Golden opportunity to Shower him with praise.

What I hoped the headline was...

Assuming she needed forgiveness for that song, I think this covers it:

“I’d smack them in the mouth if they said they wanted to play football.”

But there will be urine.

“lives in small Swiss village of Gipf-Oberfrick,”