“I will reiterate that if Hillary Clinton was the President-elect, nothing would be different, and there would probably be those who would not want to be involved because of her.”

Wait, there’s a way to rescue us from Donald Trump?

“And if your boss don’t like it—he can take it up with a man by the name of Old Saint Nick—and his eight tiny reindeer—of fury!”

Because a lot of good Christmas songs were written or performed by Jews. White Christmas (Irving Berlin) and Holy Night (Neil Diamond, who just released another Christmas album)

To be fair, it was free #1 Foam Hand Night and he was trying to put it away.

Certainly would be unfortunate if Cincinnati cops read Jalpnik, as he’s planning on driving this to the dealership. And by unfortunate, I mean hilarious.

Who is Tom Arnold? Well, if you ask him, when he was married to and having sex with Roseanne, he used to say he was “The Hardest Working Man in Show Business.”

Not ONE scene with Jared Leto as the Joker! I’m gonna sue!

I only recognized one... The Lego Movie! :)

In related news, Erika Elaniak suffered major cleat-related injuries as she prepared to jump out of a Salvation Army bowl.

The real tragedy is some schmoe gets a sideline pass to use his iPhone to pass as “NFL Media”... and he films in portrait, and gets way too close to take a good shot, while blocking the view from the professionals.

The real tragedy is... why didn’t they hire Flo Rida?

Rogue One was The Dirty Dozen / Seven Samurai / The Magnificent Seven. Good for them. Too much of Star Wars has been lucky shots and Force-based life after death and Deus Ex Machina...

The athletes promise to “bring more exposure to the issue of sexual harassment violence against women.”

Coudl be dyslexic.

And Santa.

Agreed. But old folks do it too.

Kid’s real last words... “Santa, you’re sitting on my I.V.”