What sealed it for me was how he deliberately portrayed Jews in Passion of the Christ. Poor Jesus had perfect teeth but the well-dressed (and presumably could afford dental hygiene) Jews had deplorable teeth. It’s a shortcut to make them look evil. I never discussed it, read it, heard about it, but just now, looking…

Kangaroo.

No worse than Trump telling Howard Stern he wanted his mistress Marla Maples to abort Tiffany. That’s got to be a fun Thanksgiving dinner. #Punisher

If you charge $85,000, or even $35,000, you’re killing people.

He should install a Jesus Breathalyzer on each car.

The Bills won, didn’t they? Can’t argue with success.

TMZ is my bet.

“soft shoulders?”

Mark Burnett is not a journalist (and doesn’t claim to be.) The Apprentice is not news. Hell, Access Hollywood is more of a news show.

“two men who are probably never going to be president”

Al Gore’s Social Security Lock Box.

Al Gore’s Social Security Lock Box.

Here’s the catch. You have to tweet at 3am.

Next time, throw something lighter for him to sign. I suggest a check.

Hail Marys

“literally”

“Sam Biddle at The Intercept”

I bet most Americans couldn’t answer that question (I’d have said Trudeau.) We know the ones we hate, though.

Right up there with trees that are the right height.

That’s just the one citing china. Many more backing up the phrase “hoax”. Interesting how Donald said “I *do* not say that” ... what a politician. It depends on the meaning of “do.”