Maybe they taught him after that. “We’ll have no more of that, my prince.”

“That’s my waving hand.”

Two Corinthians.

Damn. They sure went downhill since Dukes of Hazzard went off the air.

Gee, I’ve always found Shuddeep Chandresakhar to be a reliable journalist ;)

I’m convinced Trump picked him because he thought he was in Indiana and thought Pence was Bobby Knight.

This is a contest between someone who dedicated most of their life to public service and the other to self service. Easy choice.

“Shouldn’t they make the pathway to the locker room as short and straight as possible?”

...or... tech bloggers could do analysis. Do you think Apple’s twitter account asked the tough questions about #jackoff #courage

Really? Everyone owned slaves 100 years ago? 1916? Half a century after the Emancipation Proclamation and the Civil War?

That’s not an Aging Pyramid. That’s Trump University’s Ponzi Scheme.

So you approve of the national anthem. Including this verse, reminding slaves that the British, who offered freedom to turn against the yanks, couldn’t save them:

Uh oh. What happens if he takes a knee during the national anthem?

Shouldn’t this be on Deadspin?

That experience served you well, when you went back in time to King Arthur’s Court.

You do realize that those taco trucks would be self driving (actually, why would they even drive, if they’re at every corner?) with kiosk-driven ordering and robotic chefs.

“And her hair is fake and she has a small penis and wants to screw her daughter. Sad.”

Portuguese? They speak that in Rio. Oh, Ryan Lochte, when will you ever learn?