Freedom of speech doesn’t mean you can yell “Fire” in a movie theater, when there isn’t a fire. Playing the sound of a gunshot in an airport isn’t “liberty” any more than making a joke about bombs to TSA.

Liberty (nor security) is not granted by NBC.

WTF?

If only Denmark was allowed in the Olympics.

He’s competing with Ryan Lochte for the Depends® endorsement. They can hire them both... for Poop and Pee.

Bullshit. Everyone knows Lochte pees in the pool.

Guns don’t kill people. Duffel bags kill people.

For starters, let’s not air a broadcast of a race that starts with a gunshot.

Separated at Birth... with Miles Teller?

To be fair, “De Ja Vu” could have been the name for their rear-view mirror system.

Michael Phelps could win some more gold with those freakishly long arms

I’ll never Tire of this

If only there were a video representation of this theory. Oh, there’s this... from February on an obscure national television network.

Don’t mess with Margaret.

Wait, I have to pay to get her back?

How much for MY mother-in-law?

You might even call it... a Steal.

You might even call it... a Steal.

Maybe Melania and Michelle are sisters? They seem to have been raised by the same parents.

“Kanye: I want things that make you feel good. I don’t wanna do rap that makes people feel bad.”

Seems to me Pokemon Go ought to disable catching pokemons between certain hours. It’s a kids’ game, so halting activity between 11pm and 6am, or at least midnight to 5am, wouldn’t be too much of an imposition. The app is getting people to exercise, etc., but it’s also getting some bad press. And I’m an app developer…