I used beau. Hella antiquated and I did get the term from a 60+ year old friend who used to ask “How’s the beau?”

I miss the salad days of celebrity being a movie or pop star, or both—someone whose job it is to entertain us through the more conventional means. I preferred it when these guys were relegated to hotel rooms and doctors offices. And don’t get me started on peloton instructors as celebrities.

Dat’s it—I’m getting paramount plus for iCarly. That looks so great and I absolutely love Laci Mosely. If you don’t listen to Scam Goddess—do yourselves a favor, she is fucking hilarious and whip smart.

God that Rebecca Renner thing was so gross. Fucking red flag city from that chick. 

They got engaged around Christmas? Why does it feel like they’ve been engaged for forever?

Haven’t Gwen and Blake been engaged for, like, years? And they still haven’t pulled the trigger? The longer it goes one, the more it looks like a publicity stunt for The Voice. 

Wakowski SISTERS!

My fiancé and I have been making our way through HGTV shows on Hulu and I refuse to watch these two. They can fuck right off. 

I don’t imagine people hire cleaning/maintenance crews individually. You hire one company and they bring in the people they need. If we don’t hear about this again, then you know it was a non-starter of a lawsuit.

I think a good rule of thumb is if the food menu is bigger than the drinks menu, like smoking in bars in PA. My local watering hole has a kids menu with coloring placemat and crayons, but you wouldn’t know it because they hide it behind the hostess stand.

A few friends and I are going to the Mets game this Saturday and they are making unvaccinated people pay out of the ass. They essentially have to buy a box for around 350/pp and only sell in pods of 4-6.

Phoebe is better than Rachel and Ross but lets not gloss over her shitty qualities.

This is one of my favorite rom-coms. Does it have its problems? Sure does! But fuck, Faris and Evans can make anything work for them. 

I don’t hang out in those spaces, so I’m not picking up that vibe from online dorks. IDK, its a totally irrational feeling I get from her.

To me, it’s cause her personality screams “I only have guy friends, girls are too much drama.” I feel like she’s a “pick me.”

So anyone else getting the vibe that John Mulaney divorcing his wife is some misguided way of protecting her? Like he’s afraid he’s gonna relapse again and doesn’t want to put her through that. 

As a not famous person, I avoid everything from high school and college too. I feel no need to relive the “glory days” as I really like my life now. 

This thing is great and so much better than the Nars lip mask. 

Truly wasting their money on this. No one wants it. 

Ugh...have been having a lot of trouble with my older sister. We aren’t speaking now—she went a bit bonkers during the height of covid and I wanted to give her some space—but now that its dying down and I just got engaged, I can’t ignore her anymore. She sent me an email detailing all the trouble she had while we were…