Cheeseballs are my go to snack. The Duane Reade ones are the best. 

No. I did a millinery certificate course so I’m very passionate about calling hats by their correct names. 

That is not a panama hat. It is just a wide brimmed straw hat.

So this gif..... the man is a centaur, right? Human front, horse center, human back.

Are we rounding up Scott Rudin stories?

1. Lets leave Pete, a man with known mental disorders alone. So it took him a lot longer to move out of his moms house. If it at all helped him being there, then I’m all for it.

Wasn’t Greg Kelly on Fox in NYC?  Am I making that up? I don’t want to look it up. 

My moms apartment had that kind of sink except the drainboard was a covering for a 2nd sink. She was pissed when they got rid of it because the wood cabinet was rotting. Now her sink is shallower, she is still pissed whenever the super comes up to fix something and changes it way more than it needed to be. 

God, high school really hasn’t ended for most of you hateful women in these comments. 

The only reason I joined Twitter was for Chrissy, now there is nothing keeping me there. So sad that people are celebrating bullying her off the platform because they didn’t want to read her tweets as the fucking jokes they are. 

No mention of Sarah Jessica Parkers character becoming an actual sex worker?

I want to move in! I’ll take the little record nook under the stairs.

My favorite story about the Macarena—btw I am very high so please forgive my spelling errors:

Don’t get me started on Riley. God, he was so fucking needy while her Mom was sick!!! You are not a priority at this moment!!!

I don’t understand the people who get so angry at every little thing the Kardashians do. They are not Beyonce, they have no say in any art direction of whatever marketing campaign they do.

Recently did a rewatch of the series to introduce my boyfriend to Buffy, a show that did have a profound impact on me growing up, and Xander does come across as Joss Whedon writing himself into the narrative. However, I gave Xander a bit of a pass based on what we know about him and his home life. He was in an abusive…

Oh yeah, that happens to me too. My solution, if you can sew, or know someone who does, put some darts in the back above the pocket. It keeps the waist cinched but the ass amazing!

The thing that makes me upset about this discourse, is that Zoomers decided to bring back the 90s. Of all the decades, they decided the 90s were good fashion wise. I can’t wait till they bring back those chunky platform sneakers that the Spice Girls used to wear.

I’m 86, so not early 80s, and I remember playing Oregon Trail in elementary school. You’re gonna need another cultural touchstone.

I’m a millennial and I love my skinny high rise jean. They look great when you have a big ass that causes mid to low rise jeans to ride lower.