Set an alarm for 3am and then go out of town, forever.

I keep seeing people posting that she is black. She isn't black!!!!! Dominicans don't have many people to look up to who aren't baseball players, let us have this one! That being said, her comments are ridiculous but I don't pick what movies to see based on the political opinions of the actors involved.

I've been waiting for one of these for weeks but my bedtime has been really early lately! So I found out my friend isn't avoiding me because I'm a bitch (like I thought it was) but that she has completely disappeared into a new relationship. Her roommate barely hears from her. So there is that. It has been months…

Why don't we write "Don't be racist" or "check your privilege" on the cup? Same bullshit.

Jezebel. I'm drunk, just so yall know but I find myself attracted to this one girl. I've only met her twice now, both times at my sisters birthday since she is my sisters friend, and both times I've seen her, I have been thinking to myself "damn, I wish she would make a move on me." I identify as straight and in this…

how awesome would it be if Gaga plays a young Jessica Lange. Not that she has the chops to be that ahhmazing but it would be interesting to see a timid Jessica Lange and what turns her into the hardened supreme that she is.

Don't do asylum. It is the worst. Go straight to coven.

She just walked into my store and bought 30 dollars worth of Starbucks. Not only is she sweet, (she was very smiley when I recognized her) but she is gorgeous to boot.

UNFFF!!

cantaloupe with a spritz of lime juice, heaven!!

Whose hand is this? Seems like it would be Alexis Bledels but that would make her arm super long.

Forgive this Jezzies but I am just trying to work through some feelings and no longer have female friends who will tell me I'm acting crazy. So call me crazy if you think I'm acting crazy.

Toby's Estate is the best damn cup of coffee I've ever had. [enter dale cooper gif here.] I normally drink coffee with milk and a bit of sugar but when I get their pour overs, I drink it black. I work at a Starbucks and I drink the blonde roast most days because it doesn't taste at all like burnt coffee but this new…

I couldn't get into Asylum at all, stopped at the aversion therapy episode whereas I fucking love the shit out of Coven. It's so campy and Coven is the first season where I don't hate Jessica Lange.

You are doing the Lords work. Thank you!

Before I went on the pill, I used to do a T shape with pads, with the top of the T at my booty. I needed the extra protection in the back just in case I shifted from the safety of sleeping on my side to sleeping on my back. Now that I'm on the pill, I only have one heavy day and it is confined to the day. For some…

Found a grandma. Best friends younger brothers baby mom's grandma. And the candy table. I'm okay.

They're Real is the best mascara ever. I cry all the time and, for me, most waterproof mascara will start to smudge after about half a day what with all the tears I shed in a normal day. Not They're Real.

Currently at my best friends baby shower where I know no one except the pregnant lady, her husband and a few of her family members. Oh I almost forgot to mention I am the only white person in attendance. She is lucky I love her.

At every family holiday, including this one that is happening right now, my younger brother gets super high and starts talking about shit he doesn't know anything about. This year includes the topic of my sexuality. I'm straight but because I don't discuss my dating life with my family, I must be gay. My mother says…