They should have pulled out back in 2013. There was never any clear end game with the US presence in Afghanistan. Sometimes it’s just better to admit you lost and accept defeat. That decision should have been made long ago. 

Editors?

General rule of thumb: Don’t stan for powerful people, especially not politicians (or their powerful family members).  Powerful people need to be held to account, not fawned over.

Uh... That really makes him sound like a cult leader.

Ah yes. The Pokemon fan boycott. A perrenial staple of the internet wherein a change is made to a Pokemon game and the ravenous fanbase is sent into a fervor, filling pages of digital space with their disappointment over the change being made and organizing a refusal to engage with the product that no longer resembles…

Mountain Dew’s graveyard of discontinued flavors brings me so much sadness. Sangrita Splash, Pitch Black, the cranberry/pomegranate flavor they did a couple holiday seasons ago ...

UM, YEAH.

Please tell me you and your best friend also saw yourselves as spiritual or mystical in some way because you drank a beverage called “Elements Rain.”

My best friend and I have never gotten over Snapple Elements. The Fire/Dragonfruit flavor is forever etched in my mind. Memories of Cartoon Cartoon Fridays, cereal bar snacks, and Snapple Elements Rain with the funky bottles.

I am shocked—SHOCKED, I SAY—that both Doritos and Taco Bell feature in this discussion, and yet the discontinued Taco Bell “Taco Supreme” Doritos flavor wasn’t mentioned. They didn’t taste like Taco Bell or Doritos, but they were absolutely delicious. This is my white whale snack food.

I don’t miss the old foods nearly as much as I miss the foods with their original ingredients. Oreos, for example, are nowhere as good as they used to be.

The Intellectual Property Corporation (IPC), an Industrial Media company

Speaking as a dude who once ran marathons and rowed crew for a Big 10 Team and now looks like if an older, fatter Vin Diesel had a baby with Paul Giamatti... getting old sucks and time is undefeated.

Brendan Fraser has kind of aged into Rodney Dangerfield.

The thing is, back then the years were counting down to zero so wine actually got more fresh the longer you waited to drink it. 

Not a mention of Rockstar’s best game anywhere to be found.

Dolly Parton has worked to leave this world a better place than she found it.

The guy who dresses up in diapers and drinks from a babies bottle to “own the libs” is a leading intellect of the Right.