I remember dating a girl from Denver and I went out there with her over the holidays, which also was around the time of her little brothers birthday. When the family was discussing what to do, Casa Bonita was mentioned. I was like- “oh Casa Bonita, sweeeet” a-la Cartman. They looked at me like I was crazy. It took a…

I wonder if the alcohol kept it palatable?

For your own sake Nathan, you really need a new beat.

A movie from the director of Joker about the guy who killed Gawker Media?  That’s a comment section to avoid.

“How many computers do you think we should get for our crypto-mining operation??

“I dunno, a thousand?”

“That’s great. But what if we got a thousand. And then added another.....69?”

“Nice.”

You’ll be shocked to hear this... But electricity can be STORED!!! gasp!

At least he didn’t get stuck in the coil this time.

THIS IS GENIUS. I hate dunking because I get milk on my fingers. You just saved me from a life of no oreos.

Eating Oreos with a fork. A friend introduced me to this technique. Now I can’t eat Oreos any other way.

Eating a taco at both ends to try and keep it from spilling out is probably the stupidest idea I’ve heard all day, and I’ve read your other articles, Dennis.

It’s the McRib strategy.

Plot twist: that ranger died 27 years ago, and never left.

Here to pile on the “Exactly as you describe,” sentiment. Drove right up to the shore when I went: 124 degrees f. + The smell of a cracked open septic tank and hot-garbage landfill. Nothing but sun bleached carcasses of fish and birds all the way down the shoreline, plus the flies tending to them.

Too much opportunity for injury.

Is that Diamond and Silk’s nephew, B. Dazzle?

Breakups should not take place in public. Unless you are afraid the other person will turn violent or aggressive, and you want a lot of witnesses and don’t have any scary friends available.

Blow?

I’m sorry, the brass will what now?

Next thing you know they’ll be suing the Chicago Bulls because their mascot is a red bull and his zany antics damage Red Bull’s stellar international sports branding.  R.I.P. Benny.