Out of curiosity, why is it that Tottenham’s Lucas Moura is “confirmed fascist Lucas Moura,” while Neymar is still just “Neymar,” even though they both supported Bolsonaro?

Don’t cry, Kanter. No matter what the Knicks do, there’s someone who will always want you.

I knew Draco Malfoy was bad apple from his first year at Hogwarts.

Browns Marketing Executives: “Well, that #dp promotion sure didn’t work. I wonder how our new Browns-branded debit card with unlimited withdrawals from automated teller machines is being received on social media. Hey Kyle, let’s put the feed back up but change the search to Brown ATM, ok?”

Maybe Rami Malek doesn’t read Gawker or take that site as any sort of serious news reporting? They did go down after refusing to remove the Hogan sex tape after all. So spare me the whole “Gawker was lookign out for these kids!!” when your own fucking manager at the website said he’d post videos of underage children…

Maybe De Jong is his own man and trying to fit him into any of the three great player molds (two of which no longer in the league), in a team that doesn’t play for Pep anymore, is completely senseless.

I often wish the media would adopt this sort of policy:

I can’t tear my eyes off of Eric Gordon’s reaction in that GIF.

You had a non-contact tibial plateau fracture? Are you post menopausal? Jesus, eat some calcium. 

It looked like his knee traveled.

Counterpoint  - these are tomato cans he’s beating up on.

I know Jake Delhomme didn’t play for the Cardinals, but spiritually, I really feel like we should add him to this list.

I’m sorry but I cannot support any deal that potentially decreases the minutes Javale McGee, Lance Stephenson and Michael Beasley can play on the court at the same time.

Fulham Goes Full HAM

Happy memories of Mario Balotelli at Liverpool.

Best joke in a movie that has a lot of great jokes.

His explanation of why vampires prefer virgins in What We Do in the Shadows is quite brilliant. 

“Clement has been doing voice work for films like Moana and The Lego Batman Movie, as well as TV shows like Rick & Morty. (He plays a fart.)”

WE’LL SELL YOU THE WHOLE BENCH, BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE...

I’ll see you in court SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!