Oh yeah man. Nothing screams “more sex” like getting married. 

I’d say this pretty much sums up her social life. Add a dozen cats and you’ll have her future.

Really good college sports fans can be a fucking delight—you have to be some combination of funny, smart or original.  She’s just a nuisance that’s none of those things.

I trust Shad Khan a hell of a lot more than Dixie Carter.

Isn’t this a scene in Sideways? 

“(who does?)“

This is a helluva way to audition to be Trevor Bauer’s social media manager. 

If you rearrange the letters in “Jen Rainwater,” you get “holy fuck this is one unstable individual.”

Can’t get fired if you never get paid in the first place.

I feel like a person who slaps a dead raccoon on a McDonalds table is the EXACT type of person that needs to be detained. 

As if a McDonald's in Florida is going to close over ONE raccoon. 

And he treated every location he went to with the same amount of respect. He could be in an actual, literal shack and he’d treat it and everyone in it respectfully. His show never had a “poverty porn” vibe, ever.

In a game about nothing, how do we know when it’s over?

If when you go into a public restroom, you are more concerned about someone else’s genitals than emptying the contents of your own bladder, then you need to fuck right off this planet.

The BBB is boomer Yelp

Don’t kid yourself, dude. Fortnite is squarely in microtransaction hell right next to PUBG, it’s just in a nicer room with better furniture and has a slightly better view. As far as Fortnite, “just letting people have more fun”, all of the sweaty, tryhard, wannabe pro players that show up in every match will love to…

Forrest Fire

I’ll always remember him as the one-handed man Ranulf in Hawk the Slayer. Oh, my childhood memories...

Oh wow, I just looked him up on IMDB yesterday- was watching Babylon 5, he was the Soul Taker in the second episode.