Use a bookmark ffs 

Not surprising since every time I piss after drinking coffee it smells like the coffee is brewing again.

Holy shit that’s good! Take your star

He’s the Tyrone Lue of rap and this is what DMX and Em did to him.

What a waste of weed. 

Don’t forget his greatest hit.

Mets should break his contract up and continue the Bobby Bonilla tradition 

Good luck. Kraft Foods aka Mondelez owns them now. I work for a British company and my co-workers have been bitching about the cheap chocolate taste ever since they took over.

So the locker room smells like skunk on the day they bring back Martavis?

Vodka Sam’s long lost brother 

Just you, but I can’t see you

Speaking as a golfer, I don’t really want to hear that loud ass buzzing overhead all day whilst trying to enjoy a peaceful round of golf.  

Now he’s going to have to shave.  

He went full Dotard Trump.   Never go full Trump.  

That guy’s clearly not on the TB12 diet.   

I read all of those quotes in Zoya from Glow’s accent.   

It’s got to be J.P. himself!

My wife was waiting for tomato time for a month on these massive heirloom tomatoes that were over a pound each. Unfortunately the rats that have invaded our yard since our neighbor got a chicken coop had their eyes on them too. The day they turned ripe the rats ate every single ripe one and left the green ones. Now I…

Kevin Dunn telling people how to look always crack me up since he’s such an ugly fucker. I love listening to Cornette rant about how much he hates him on his podcast.