They’re just warming up for Georgia football games.  

My dad drinks that but adds Kahlua too and calls it a Chocolate Russian  

Uncle Creepy is cursed

I’ll always remember the 1st time I saw him on TV

I know! That’s why I’m wondering!

Now you’ve got me wondering how good smoked kangaroo is.

I’m a horseradish nut. May have to try this one.

Because rich white guys never get tired of shitting on everything

Shut the fuck up and toss some salad?

That sure was a long ass “Donkey of The Day”

Lebron James

amateur 

Many of the people at Rockies day games work downtown and are pretending to be working whilst at the game anyways. (or is that just me?)

Have they ever thrown Spike Lee out of the Garden?

Call animal control or you’re complicit

Are you worried that the crabs are going to migrate to your head via towel?

“What’s the best way to clean my raingutters?”

Crisco or snot balls?

Finally I can get a day cycle again!

For me it was indefatigable.