I agree with your assessment of him. Bayern’s had a shit run of injuries so he was probably the best they had available. It was either him or Juan Bernat, who defends even worse.

Good squad player. He was only in because Alaba is injured.

“As a white techie guy, Itake offense to that.... since I appear to wanna be a victim so bad. SNAP!” 

Good! I hope every last one of them closes. A company that hid a pedophile for years and had the audacity to keep him as the face of the company while knowing he was child molester should fail.

Yes, right next to the rotisserie chicken

Their pizza is very bland. It’s like school cafeteria pizza

Trevor Noah

You consume earwax? Interesting.

The white, tech bro, part of Gawker is Blue Lives Matter? Shocked I tell you! Shocked!

I read that in Calvin Candie’s voice. Creepy.

WTF is dragon energy? Assholes both blow a lot of hot air?

How do you know he’s not faster over a longer distance too?

This dude looks like the dolls from World Police

Buy a Dildo

Did he rub them on his face for war paint? Cause that’d be super bad ass.

It sure is!

Do you in turn put the lids on so tight that only you can open them again? Because that’s what I do when my wife pulls this shit. I’ve spilled pickles, salsa, and salad dressing in the fridge door because of this.

“Who wins in a fight between Jason Bourne and John Wick?”

My buddy got a flat outside of Denver. Instead of calling the tow truck he got on his phone and used Prime Now. He ordered an air compressor, hand sanitizer, and a box of Wheat Thins. It only took 22 minutes to get the delivery to his car along side the road. 10 minutes to re-fill his tire and he was on his way.