Kirk or anyone else who have beat the game,

My folks eat them the same way. Moms needs to be well done with Ketchup. *barf*

I wish I could get into the shoe game. I wear a size 17 and am limited by what they even make that large. Making due with these today tho

This just makes me hate people even more than I already do.

Is she in her 50's and wears too much perfume? If so, we may work together.

“What is your favorite food item to slice”

Strange rules to this game of hide the pickle.

My wife’s been getting this from Costco. Not sure if this is what you’re after tho.

That steak is making me very hungry

True story. I had to kick a guy out of KFC when I worked there in college because he was bitching that all we had were sporks and he wanted a real fork.. Like screaming at the counter. I WANT A REAL FORK!!!!!

“Nearly half of us, for example, said we’d be incapable of cooking a ribeye steak to medium temperature.”

“Where there’s no God, there’s chaos.”

Nah, Fox News.

Whats Jason Whitlock got to do with this?

You’re missing out. Go unlock Cheeseburger

No. I’m an asshole, just not that type of asshole.

He’s blowing through whatever he got rather quickly. I follow him on Instagram and he’s always shopping for high end cars, watches, and clothes. With the fall out from this, I’d say he’s going to have to fight twice a year for at least the next five years. Presuming he can keep himself from imploding like Jon Jones.…

I hope you enjoy the chef’s DNA in your food tho.

It totally is. Dana announced last night that Conor is banned from the building for the event tomorrow. You know he’s going to come down from the cheap seats at some point and rush the cage. You know, hype up him vs Khabib even more.

I had to give my password to the IT at work because he was giving me a new lap top.