I got stuck next to a white lady on a flight who felt the need to tell me about all the ghosts she talks to. She told me I have a good soul because her ghosts friends told her. She also bought me 3 rum and cokes on the flight so I felt the need to to half-ass listen to her nonsense.

My wife and I grow our own so we have it happen occasionally in the spring if we still have some left.

Traina is the best ketchup. Heinz is meh.

Jeff Hardy was not impressed

Back before I thought Trump would ever win I thought that was some of the funniest shit when he call Carson on that bull shit.

Nah coke give you bloat face. Her face is, well, something else....

I miss Virgil Bag Friday’s

I miss Virgil Bag Friday’s

That’s how I got my own office

I think you nailed it, Ron.

Uncle Creepy really needs to shut up.

Gamble on E-sports but not loot boxes. Got it.

Deadspin won’t let him die.

Does he not know how to shave? The fuck is going on with his goatee? His chin is an inch below the bottom of the goat.

You think that coward will run into a burning building? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McCain’s complicit ass is one to talk. So sick of his tweeting one thing and then tote the Republican line when it comes time to vote.

Yikes.

I’m going with the jingle about wieners for sexy time.

Holy shit that guys voice is annoying. Cool looking game though.