mygrammarsux
mygrammarsux
mygrammarsux

My grandpa had three sons, four years apart, to stretch out the free labor on his farm.

Good luck

I’m looking forward to a repeat performance

What makes you think that Denver has any coaches capable of running an offense? :)

He plays basketball like those folks on infomercials who struggle with basic things.

I just let them have the ball when they do that. I move to center and get ready to defend. You know it’s going to be a long match at that point.

Sounds like a way to sell off the surplus Shaq energy drinks.

Slight correction. That’s Victoria Bitter not Victoria Beer. Only reason I know this is because that’s all the locals drank when I was in Australia

This shit was in Grudens contract, right? Davis - I’ll pay you 100 million but you’ve got to hang out with me outside of work.

“You disparage President Trump without even knowing what he is trying to do”

That’s how one of my best friends learned. He’s not Mormon anymore, but did a mission to Ecuador for 2 years and speaks fluently. I didn’t realize how common it was though

You broke the never tweet rule.

Same thing happened to BBQ meats. Brisket is almost the same price as sirloin around here.

What a shitty situation

My pipe and herb is stuffed inside of mine resting in my golf bag. Can’t swing straight unless I get my mind right first.

So his defense was I’m stupid, my management is stupid, feel sorry for me, please don’t suspend me? What a fookin’ idiot.

Indeed

“Michael Rappaport looks like the product of a steamy night between Larry Bird, Odo from Deep Space 9, and a 5th of Sambucca.”

This is Grayson Allen’s real mentor. Not coach K.