mygrammarsux
mygrammarsux
mygrammarsux

You just keep enjoying your turnip with crappy ranch while I enjoy all the steak and bacon.

Did you play sports? If so, was he worse or better when you played? I yelled at my mom before I shot a free throw in Jr. High because she wouldn’t shut up and was embarrassing me with her brand of ‘cheering’

If I’m going on a long trip I’ll just FedEx my baggage to my hotel. Shit shows up at the front desk and they’ll bring it up to your room. It’s cheaper than a lot of bag check fees (depending on the airline)

He thought he was the spider

I thought all of the sexual harassment ended in Miami when the cut Incognito.

You forgot to include tips on getting the marshmallow goo out of your beard. I’m serious! I quit eating them because it was too much of a pain in the ass to clean up.

Greg Jackson taught Jon Jones this very well.

Everton is pretty Viking-ish  

I’m sure Trips father in law is all natural too.

Nakoa tried that on Heath Herring during the pre-match stare down and got KO’d before the bell

1st DIII player to throw for over 5,000 yards in a season is my only guess.

Kimbo exploded James Thompson’s ear a few years back. It was when HD was in it’s infancy. Was one of the few times I wished I hadn’t made the switch yet :)  

Ya’ll need to read Shea’s new book this weekend if you like basketball. FOH!

To me, essentially this dude is whispering because he’s in his mom’s basement and she’s got company over so he has to STFU for a bit?

Dude was hoping those were molly or perc’s inside of those tins.

He’s right about the HCR’s. That’s why I’ve switched to a sub machine gun called the Red Mamba that has them. I can tell it lags the heck out of folks in crucible matches.

Peanut Butter and Louisiana Hot Sauce is my odd combo. I think it taste a bit like Thai food on bread. I dunno, I can be weird.

I’m actually going to buy this PPV since DJ finally gets PPV points. He’s entertained me for years. Shame UFC doesn’t promote him like they should.

That’s a sweet mullet next to Lalas