The parents are just going to bankrupt themselves fighting this. Probably got piss poor advice from an attorney looking to make a name for themselves. Entire situation is shit

Did they put in the contract that Phil has to wear Dolan’s hat too?

But you still support the cruel industry of milking Platypus’ and taking their eggs for custard sake.

They can’t haze freshman anymore so they’ve turned to beating puppies? Sick fucks

Shrooms and a camp fire kept me entertained for an entire Saturday night. The fire just kept me memorized as each flame was a new shape or animal rising out of the pit and up into the sky. Afterwards, I took a shower and the steam kept fogging up the tiles into random psychedelic shapes that would come to life and…

The commission also randomly canceled a women’s fight because one of them had breast implants and apparently in NY that’s against the rules. However, they’ve already allow Meisha Tate to fight in the state O_o

I wear a 17. Outside of basketball shoes they don’t make shit in my size. The last time I could go to a store and even try on shoes was 7th grade when I wore a 13. Now I get to find everything online and have to be prepared for them to look ugly as fuck in person or not be a true 17. Then I get the privilege of…

You see, you’ve got to rub that forehead grease into the recliner and not just let it fester in one spot. Work that oil in and it will act as a leather conditioner.

“Hey John, have you won anything yet?”

I was quite happy as a child when my mom put these sharks in her cart at Wal-Mart.

Stared for comparing HamNo with Schaivo’s folks. I’m laughing way harder than i should be. (also stealing that one for telling folks to let something go haha)

So, this is like worse than losing after being up 3-1? Asking for my Cleveland and Golden State friends.

PSG almost looked as bad as Arsenal against Bayern

Burns easier. If it’s wet, it will dry faster too.

Yikes 5-1 now.

That would be so Bills’y

If Avocados are bad someone should probably tell these guys to stop putting it in dog food... Or your list is wrong