I think planet B looks like a Cheeto Ball. I reckon that’s where they sent Trump from.

“Is there anything worse than “snack size” bags? Whenever I am grabbing for a sandwich bag under the sink, I invariably pull one of these worthless things out. “

A rich showy asshole? I expected a Goatse article with that kind of headline

+ 1 Aqib Talib

May be healthy, but I have no doubt in their ability to make people produce gigantic ass explosions.

I’m from Iowa. Can confirm. Iowa is redneck without the accents

You’ll need more than 3 since Taco Bell is every restaurant 

No, that’s a right handed club.

Fucking right. I’ve got tee times at 3!

Sounds like my old ball coach. He’d do that shit at the detriment of, ya know, actually practicing plays and defensive technique to improve. But god dammit we were situationally aware!

+1 baba booey

How will Twin Peaks and Hooters compete!

Gronk prepping for his after football career.

No, just the Nuggets season.

To avoid this.

He’s going to have glorious baby food shits

We weren’t really close since we were little kids. hadn’t spoken to him in a few years when it happened. But agreed.

I grew up with a friend that started doing motocross at a young age with similar regard for his body. Couldn’t stay on the bike because he kept going for crazier and crazier jumps. His body didn’t cooperate with his lifestyle and spent more time with broken legs, arms, collar bones than on the bike. Who he was…

That’s the same look mine does when he spots a rabbit across the street and knows knows he’s not allowed to go chase it. haha