Too bad he didn’t Double Dare him, and settle this appropriately!

Should have thrown some wadded up TP at him over the wall. See if you could interrupt his rhythm.

Slam the beer at the start, Mario Kart fucking cheats and you’ll get a spiked shell if your in last place.

FIFA is the best. You can play 2 on 2 continuously and the only break is halftime.

Are there people like actually like Skip?

Lena’s entitlement is exhausting.

I’m just shocked he left his hat at home

Did he not learn anything in Gruden’s QB camp!

Her Twitter bio is golden.

I’d watch if it was American Gladiators. I’d love to watch Fallon take a jousting stick to the dome.

Craig is the finest kind.

Onions make you cry.

My only shock was it wasn’t Patricia H who wrote the article. She’s like his personal PR person.

“They refuse to fire the stupid idiot walrus-lookin’ ass motherfucker of a coach despite the fact no one in the history of history has ever been worst with time management or common sense things.”

My user name is clearly a disclaimer. Thanks for the little dig though ;)

I do, but it’s technically smoked pork belly fresh out of the smoker. That kicks a burger up a notch!

Those bastards are too cheap to stock ketchup.

I scammed so many pizza’s from that program as a kid.

You know it’s with one of these too

2001 finished middle of pack. Team name Boozers. Had one murderer on my team.