Nope. Sorry you absolute piece of shit, but there is absolutely no way, not one bit, to interpret what he said as anything else other than threatening potential violence against either Hillary or her SCOTUS picks.

I’m frankly amazed that she didn’t take the opportunity to wear her bullet necklace. “Restraint” is not something I associate with the Trump campaign.

Tell them you will work pro-bone-o if they do.

Should’ve posted this 2 days ago when we were all celebrating the annual Jeff Fisher Day.

After 3 weeks?

Of course, there are a number of mitigating factors that take the sheen off the most triumphant reading of the transfer—namely, that neither Bayern Munich or Barcelona tried at all to get him this summer

Through five full games last year, Chubb averaged a staggering 8.1 yards per carry

It’s an homage to the Encontro das Aguas, where the two rivers of the Amazon converge near Manaus and the differently colored water runs parallel for a few miles.

It would help if you had a penis.

Bro. You’re spiking the hell out of this discussion.

I hope he finds his predestined calling as “something beautiful”.

Are we allowed to say he hulked out, or will we get sued?

I dunno...KRS-One, Eminem or Rakim might have something to say about that.

From swimming in meets to swimming in meat.

Does anybody not like him besides people who think weed is the devil?

I don’t begrudge Deadspin for fearing getting into a battle with these morons. It’s like getting into an argument about gun control with “2nd amendment people” as Donald Trump called them today. No matter how sensibly you argue your case for practical limits on guns and enhanced background checks their only reply is…

That is the least tempting food item I’ve ever heard described. Throw that crap in the toilet and let Liam wipe the rim with his disgusting sock.

Nobody gives a shit about your bunk-ass oatmeal mush and your faux-foodspin writing voice. If you want savory oatmeal, learn how to cook risotto like a “grown-ass person.”

Ummm....you forgot fried chicken breast as a viable sandwich bread...

True. I've been trying to figure out how to get a longer stick since puberty.