- Guy who’s never smoked pot.

Oh, this article and Mayer can just fuck right off.

That is not just restricted to the Valley. I get more done in 8 hours than the “have to be here 24/7" folks do in 8 days. Then I go home. I work to live not the other way around and with no regrets.

“Leaders” don’t have time for introspection, that’s for future hires.

The banality of this article is so profound that Nietzsche would be in awe.

And time for another possibly true story from the internet!!!

Mayers’ bathroom break strategy caught up to her once she took the job at Yahoo! as she immediately proceeded to shit all over it.

so Matt Lauer thinks magic is real

This Krull?

which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

Simple reason to release him: they don’t want to have to pretend to celebrate his 700th in their uniform. Sleazebag Randy Levine won’t stand for that, dammit!

Olympic fever. Catch it!

Damn it people. Romo is the Volvo here! Keep up with my shitty car analogies.

He looks like a blacksmith who is happy to tell you about the history of this little village in Skyrim.

Of course it’s fake.
There’s no way on Earth that Will Smith knows what 30 Seconds to Mars is.

You’re an ideas man, and I need ideas men like you.

Strong argument. Now pardon me, my horse burger is getting cold.