which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

Simple reason to release him: they don’t want to have to pretend to celebrate his 700th in their uniform. Sleazebag Randy Levine won’t stand for that, dammit!

Damn it people. Romo is the Volvo here! Keep up with my shitty car analogies.

He looks like a blacksmith who is happy to tell you about the history of this little village in Skyrim.

The headline’s confusing me. If he ate shit, why isn’t he in Cincinnati?

Puig just needs to say “FUCK YOU JOBU” and do it himseof.

If my team spent all that money on Greinke, got fleeced for Shelby Miller, and is dead last in the division, I’d be strokin too.

Yeah about that...

By no means am I excusing DeRozan’s behavior, but if you knew what Prince Nakawazele’s treasurer took him for, you’d want to punch the first Nigerian you met too.

What act? Being a really great player?

Please. Marijuana’s some bullshit. You ever suck dick for weed?

Marijuana is a hell of a drug.

Strong argument. Now pardon me, my horse burger is getting cold.

Once golf starts using trained birds to drop the balls into the hole, then you can start comparing it to dressage.

No, she was doing her job the way other critics do their job which is why they have special screenings for the press.

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

I read these every year, but damn, I still don’t know if Flacco is elite...

She is not ‘whip smart’. She makes a lot of offensive and shitty comments about a lot of people and groups of people. Sure you can say that she’s just ‘stirring up controversy’ but that is not smart to me. It’s just being an asshole and I don’t know why she’s applauded for it.