You wanted Mickey Arison to pay $36M to keep Mike fucking Miller around to appease LeBron’s fragile ego? The same corpse of Mike Miller he dragged to Cleveland last year? Stop.

Donald Trump thinks an erotic essay is a Mexican porn star.

FLOTUS, you tryna get tha pipe?

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

This is what it sounds like when Dubs cry

Livingston is so good, I don’t understand why they don’t play him with both Curry and Thompson more. Let him handle so they can flow and run off screens. He’ll get you the ball wherever you want it.

It’s not a burrito without the tortilla — you’re just eating a bowl of shit.

What a bush league tournament all the way around. I got sick of seeing decent approach shots run 30 yards back into the fairway (or worse). Then they throw out that quote that (paraphrasing) they “weren’t out to embarrass the best golfers in the world, they were trying to identify them”. I think we all know who they…

Well, suddenly, I take these two gentlemen less seriously as sports intellectuals.

He looked like video game AI where it gets an inhuman boost to “catch up” and make the proper play.

Nothing symbolizes Cleveland better than thousands of people outside of an arena named after a predatory loan company, celebrating something occurring California, benefiting million and billionaires that will have exactly no positive impact on their lives.

You think?

Or for any sport.

A kid at my old high school was arrested for selling pot. His bail? $25,000. If they have done this before, I can’t see why $1,000 would even seem justifiable.

Thanks for the fearmongering, Lapierre. Now we’ve got armed untrained civilians blasting away at shoplifters:

Your 2018 FIFA World Cup host nation, everyone!

Kind of a coincidence, but Jostens messed up Lawrence Phillips’ 1994 Nebraska National Championship ring too. Of course, they didn’t fix it for him, and just left him hanging.

I voted Rovell anyway. In the grand scheme of things Schilling’s crap is just generic alt-right memes. You can find that on any Facebook feed.

Everyone is going to be so pissed when GS wins Game 7 at home after Draymond punches LeBron’s dick clean off.

Watching last night’s game, I couldn’t decide if Barnes is the Black Kevin Love, or if Love is the White Harrison Barnes. Both looked totally lost in the spotlight, just bricking good look after good look. Just as Love probably should have stayed in Minny (big fish in small pond), perhaps Barnes should stay is his…