Your 2018 FIFA World Cup host nation, everyone!

Kind of a coincidence, but Jostens messed up Lawrence Phillips’ 1994 Nebraska National Championship ring too. Of course, they didn’t fix it for him, and just left him hanging.

I voted Rovell anyway. In the grand scheme of things Schilling’s crap is just generic alt-right memes. You can find that on any Facebook feed.

Everyone is going to be so pissed when GS wins Game 7 at home after Draymond punches LeBron’s dick clean off.

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

Only $200? DM me, bro.

No biggie. I usually pay a prostitute $200 to do that to me anyways.

Unfortunately, those pills won’t stop Draymond from kicking you in the nuts and calling you a bitch.

So basically she's become an NBA fan.

Look Ayesha, we’re all agreed that Valencia not being sent off after that obvious foul was bullshit, but c’mon. Ecuador just couldn’t get that second goal.

I caught a random one of those broadcasts earlier in the year. One of the teams’ bands featured a glockenspiel and he spoke about glockenspiels for about 25 minutes. It was the best thing I’d seen on ESPN in years!

I would say Bruce Jenner / Caitlyn Jenner is the biggest winner. Had OJ not assembled the legal dream team, Robert Kardashian is just yet-another LA lawyer only rich LA people and LA lawyers know. He becomes famous, dies relatively young, and his widow uses that residual fame to glom on the LA hype machine. Her…

The “Chokehold” comment and Lang defending the cops in the King beating were two moments that stopped me cold. Like these guys are incapable of any growth.

I think he’s “America’s most popular cop” because he exemplifies what a lot of people think cops ought to be: getting “scumbags” and “thugs” off the streets by any means necessary. Planting evidence? Who cares, he’s probably guilty of something. Rough up a suspect? Who cares, he’s a criminal and probably deserved it.…

At one point in the ESPN doc Fuhrman dismissed all of it by saying “I had a rough couple of years.” I’d say the folks he was beating up had things a bit rougher.

black ops 2 was pretty sci-fi too and ghosts had one foot in the sci-fi genre with its satellite space lasers that could nuke the planet from orbit.

Watching last night’s game, I couldn’t decide if Barnes is the Black Kevin Love, or if Love is the White Harrison Barnes. Both looked totally lost in the spotlight, just bricking good look after good look. Just as Love probably should have stayed in Minny (big fish in small pond), perhaps Barnes should stay is his…

Oh fuck me. This is the very particular brand of lower middle class white trash Ohio seems to grow like it’s the only thing our soil supports. From the hard slick back ponytails to the Midwestern mommy facebook outrager version of the “I want to talk to the manager, never mind lets beat some ass” haircut, Sams club…

Of all the things to be gleeful about, assaulting a minimum wage worker (I presume) has got to be the dumbest shit I’ve seen all week.

That would be good for a Cream album reissue. (Couldn't resist.)