It was all organized on Leicester’s postseason trip to Thailand last year, smdh.

That was my same thought. I scoffed out loud. A 150,000 word masters thesis?! From a kid who is currently like a freshman in college. And then that thesis is going to get published?! What the fuck is this professor smoking because I want some of it. A 150,000 thesis is like 600 double spaced pages. The longest masters…

The fact that this scumbag is clearly being actively mentored by an idiot blowing smoke up his ass and convincing him (if he wasn’t already) that he’s a martyr does not bode well for Little Owen not becoming a recidivist.

You can only conclude one thing from the professor’s statement: that he, too, is a rapist.

Joan of Arc did not die for this shit.

I’m surprised John Terry didn’t put on his Leicester kit and start celebrating.

Screw my dog. She licks me when she damn well likes and I show plenty of signs I don’t like it.

::coughCarlyFiorinacough::

I don’t even want to know what Adam Johnson had planned for Sunderland’s 2016-17 kit.

Oh yeah.

Something associated with Texas really wanted a Lynch? Surely you jest!

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

Careful Sam. When you get to be as old as some of these guys, you might get a little streaky-assed.

Defendant’s Name: Ray Lewis III

Donald Trump’s son is a tree?

@durex

It’s true. Watching Austin Rivers play basketball is very sad indeed.

Now that trade makes even less sense...

TMZ has a copy of Ray Rice’s Tae Bo workout video.

Please ignore the dumb commentary but this is the best celebrity workout video. EASILY.