I just want to be human! I want to learn, and do science!

It’s cool that you can customize Codsworth but I gotta know, can you customize Buddy the beer bot? Because I would drink to that.

Worst Place to Urinate Outside:

Freeing up more ad space for reasons.

I didn’t actually become a gynecologist but having done my 6 weeks of ob/gyn in med school and my 8 weeks of ob in residency i can confirm to you that after about a week any vagina you’re not actively trying to please (aka wife/gf/fuck buddy) simply looks like another organ you have to deal with.

This is the best answer to that question. Some of those bible girls are freaks too. I think they probably flick the bean to Jesus.

Re: male gynos:

Combine simultaneous phone-urinal use and dad-level (I’m assuming) touchscreen skills and you’re going to end up accidentally tweeting a mid-stream dick pic. Tread lightly, Magary.

If you think that was intense, you should watch her fake an orgasm.

Convicted of beating the shit of your girlfriend? Play for the Cowboys.

The NFL: Where it’s totally legal to shoot a guy full of horse tranquilizer to get him to play through pinched nerves and torn muscles,but don’t get caught trying to cope with your mental issues by smoking (basically) legal weed!

On the topic of solving problems, I have one for the Deadspin commentariat.

Jose Fernandez: so much fun.

Disclaimer: SKORCHING TAKE AHEAD

eh, mick was probably drunk tho

Shocking that an Andy Reid coached team would have an issue with time management.

Interesting wording in the headline there, San Antonio Express-News.

I haven’t seen this much siding with Cousins since the Hatfield/McCoy feud.

This is all around a splendid story. The ret. bee keeper just happened to have tickets to that game as a gift from his family. He’d traveled all the way north of Kansas City to Arizona. What are the odds that one year to the day this all lines up? Also love his smile as he’s waving his cap. He noted later he got to…

Pat Adams fouled out Ben Simmons on a potential triple double the other night on a fantom tech one night after fouling out Kentucky’s Isaac Humphries with a phantom tech that ended up costing Kemtucky the game at Texas A&M. Was the radio announcer Australian?