If you like chicks with resting bitch face.

What’s the best office prank you’ve either pulled off or witnessed?

“All Praise Due To The Most High”

Man, fuck that

People fall for that? That’s the same crap people used to try in D 2 back in the day.

I think he discovered pornhub and decided the entire sex thing wasn’t for him.

Hope you don’t mind all the red blood from my steak leaking on to your okra.

Have you tried this abomination? Dorado with a shitty fake watermelon after taste.

Just wait till someone gives Dwight a max deal

Exactly. This guy/gal gets it!

Sounds like this group needs to drink more and maybe some bong hits.

I think you hurt his feelers

That animation creeps me out. Whitlock is aggressively pointing at Cowherd like he’s going to eat him.

On the plus side you got a sweet new curling arena

Shocked he didn’t start comparing her to Jackie Christie

Pete Rose sucks and ate shit on this play

That legal team thoroughly outclassed Marcia Clark.

The look on his face while trying to come up with the words to explain it cracked me up.

Haha. Have you been to Boulder, CO? Cause I swear you’ve just described many of the locals on Pearl St.

Chapman won’t like Chicago. They have strict gun laws.