I nominate Katie Nolan

This makes me happy. The 2nd DLC was lame unless you like to trap stuff.

I think the answer you seek is in my comment history.

Damn, Hootie. This is not the best way to make Sportscenter.

“No, flies are fine. I can deal with a fly in the house. They’re annoying but at least they don’t bite or sting. The other day I crushed one barehanded and felt like a beast. BEHOLD MY SAVAGERY.

Looks at those tiny little hands.

Hi-di-ho neighbor!

Someone should tell He-Man blackface isn’t cool.

The wall goes up to my nose, my eyes and forehead are over.

The one’s in my office are about 6'4. I’m 6'6

Good Kinja, in the worst way

“1. The toilet. No one is allowed to breach the toilet stall while you’re in there. We ALL agree on that. And if you open up your phone while taking a shit and find that someone has violated your safe space while you’re in the bathroom, that’s on you for willfully interrupting your own blissful bowel movement.”

I know I would.

Yup! I used to watch that on a 13 inch box TV back in the day :)

I didn’t specify the type of therapist. I meant a physical therapist to help with inflamed elbows, wrists, and metacarpals clearly

Weed motivates you to jerk off? Typically just motivates me to fridge for snacks.

Every other day’ish. I’ve been with the same gal for 10 years.

I think the only time I ever masturbated for more than an hour was the very first day I got broadband internet. (I grew up with dial up, I’m old).

Yes, I do. Jerking’s for quick release. If i’m committing 30 min I’m getting laid. I’m surely not spending 2.5 hours giving myself carpel tunnel.

Now I’m lead to believe you’re the guy in the story who works it 150 min a day