People who leave dogs out all night are the worst. Why have a dog!

Ah yes, that might be worse. But I doubt most chicks are telling their dads who pops the cherry. I think you’re safe in that case!

Ah, he’s a clever hoarder. He moves his vehicles weekly to avoid the ordinances. Can’t speak for the vermin, as he’s a couple of blocks away.

That sounds painful. Like trying to piss with a boner.

Why do you think so many “accidents” happen in the shower?

Oh, I realize it. I did it to him, because of his actions. It’s not like I go out of my way to be a bully to normal civilized people.

Your junk fits in the seat hole, with you on it, erect?

Clarify. Are you sitting down while the wad blows?

No, not manly enough

Gotcha!

You must be well hydrated

Colorado! The make my day state!

I’ve only knocked on someones door to give them a piece of my mind twice in my life. That’s a bridge I’ll have to cross when it happens. I’m not going to change my tune though. If the guy was an asshole, who scared my wife, for no reason he’s still getting yelled at. My bigger fear is the dude has a gun. (which is…

Did you mean to respond to Drew, instead of me?

No HOA, so therefore the hoarder.

I said shower!

Great zinger!

I don’t have fantasies of 6'6 bearded men.

My neighborhood, a quiet suburb, has no sidewalks. When I walk my dog, we walk along the edge of the street, and my dog walks on the grass, usually a few feet up on peoples’ lawns, like almost everyone else in our neighborhood. The other day, a guy came out his door and shouted at my wife and I to keep our dog off…

Massive group-text debate going on right now. When it’s time to masturbate, are you a Stander or Sitter?