I’m shocked I remember my moms drink of choice from 25 years ago, let alone that it had Everclear in it. I think all this drinking I’ve been doing is making my memory stronger!

Yes, I use Crabbie’s. It’s fucking delicious

My mom and aunts pounded that shit at family gatherings. Didn’t it have Everclear in it?

We’ve got one of those as well. Today he was brushing his teeth with one hand, pissing with the other.

Enjoy your stay at Vitesse

Guess he wasn’t paying attention when Cerrone showed him how to hit.

Kenny agrees

Those people suck.

That might be the only way I would ever have kids.

Yes, this too! Here son, go play with that German Shepard who looks like he’s on steroids! I don’t know him or his owner, what harm can come!

Drew’s right about the dog parks. The worst are the jackasses that bring their 2-4 year old kids to the dog park and get all pissy when a dog knocks their kid over. It’s a fucking dog park, the kid park is down the street! Allowing your your child to run wild with 50 random unchained dogs is a recipe for disaster.

Bulls like to take shitty coaches from Iowa St. Remember the Tim Floyd years? I guess making Iowa St a team that makes the tourney as a 2 or 3 seat and chokes in the 1st round is impressive in their eyes.

We used Tang or Grape kool-aid. That later we called Grape-Ape

I read this as “ I shaved a shart”

Indeed!

This is bull shit. Booze is always the answer.

Looks like he’s going to need the Rooney hair plugs in a couple years.

Those Muller rumors are fucking ridiculous. I laugh every time they pop up.

KKK wedding? Cool!

Man U are shit. Draxler is killing them