Zlatan is not impressed

This sounds like a staff meeting at British Telecom

I’ve got 10 days off to play Fallout 4.

Ya know they could fix that shit for under a grand. Just put some rubber mats down.

I can’t fall asleep without intoxicants. So I’ll take the bad sleep, over no sleep.

Can’t someone do that to Joey Crawford, please?

Could be worse

And hipsters.

Well, at least they didn’t put Roker in white face. Props for that.

Golf Digest

Figured that was going to happen when all the talent jumped ship after Simmons left. Say what you will about him, but he must be great behind the scenes. I’ve not heard a negative word about him from them.... Yet

Just start to piss the bed every night. Nobody wants to date a bed wetter.

I call bullshit, something’s wrong if you get beat up by this guy

No, it any good?

Ha! Even the big and tall stores look at you like you’re crazy when you tell them your shoe size. Plus it costs a lot more. If I’m lucky I can find stuff online at Eastbay or Zappos.

To me, it’s the same as all pumpkin crap. I can tolerate one till I go back to something better.

It was a serious question

Leslie,

Our HR lady is a biggest bitch I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting. She walks around with a permanent stink eye’d face. Since I arrive at 5 and she arrives at 8, I have 3 hours to go and rip ass in her office before she arrives. I figure if she’s going to have stink eye all day, I better give her a legit reason.

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