Walking around for hours in grown men’s chew spit and sunflower seeds sounds amazing.

I just take mine to the farmers market. $10 will make it as good as new, done by a guy who looks exactly like guy in that vid. But I’m lazy.

Being a bench warmer never looked so comfortable! Soccer’s got it right in that aspect.

Hey, you’re the one who responded that a club house was the same as a dug out. Sorry to kill your joy, I’m sure the Grain Belt will bring it back after work.

So basically you still don’t understand the question? Here’s where the Twins watch games from. (not where the pitchers dick around on off days)

It’s nice seeing Dante keeping up his shit form with a new team.

The question wasn’t who has the nicest clubhouse, man. It’s which sport has the best bench area. Also, those look like airline seats to you? What air line are you flying on?

Soccer has the best area. They also have the most comfort

Did they go streaking in the quad afterwards?

He’s prolly only gone to the hipster joints. The best shit’s in the worst parts of the city

Don’t know much about Denver do ya?

The heat normally doesn’t do anything to me. I eat Ghost peppers raw from my garden. Something about the combo did not agree!

30% of the area is Mexican. Are you saying they don’t know how to make good food?

Yup, nailed it. Same in Denver, we’ve got lots of good Mexican food. Sometimes you just want to test your innards durability with a Taco Bell bomb.

I made the mistake of eating three of the ghost pepper ones, after a 6 pack of Dales Pale Ale and a bomber of coffee stout. About an hour later my guts were on fire, till my ass exploded out a cheesy beer soup at 4 A.M.

Not really graphic.

Are they anti-vaxers too? Ya know, really live like a Victorian.

Maybe the GM should stop signing shit QB’s?

She forgot to dance