Curt’s doubled down on stupid. The gift that keeps on giving!

So basically you’re getting at that Tyga and Jared need to share some bars?

Don’t play the basketball game? Gilbert would disagree

That’s an easy decision to make when you’re going to to coast to a 1 or 2 seat in the dreadful leastern conference.

Chelsea didn’t pay 77 million for Luiz.

Last August he signed a new five-year deal. They are in no rush to sell him. Maybe they are holding out for a David Luiz type bid?

When I played college ball we had a similar list. It was the amount of minutes your ass was running after practice though. If you had two occurrences or more in the same week, the strength and conditioning coach would put you through hell carrying shit around different obstacles around campus till you puked or he got…

At least they are not going to blow 74 million on a Chelsea reject like Man City are about to do.

Not really freaked out, well..... He freaked out after he did it. About five or six years ago we started an auction keeper league. I had first nomination and put out the wrong AP. The one that played for the Bears. Well he wasn’t paying attention and dropped 38 bucks on him. Dick move, ya, but hilarious to the rest of…

Mario reminds me of Manny Ramirez, without the talent. Hope he’s saving that 50 k a week.

So the answer is no? I guess it’s abuse then. No toughness involved, pal.

Can I discipline you with a switch on your scrotum, like AP did to his kid? After you bleed, come give us all at Deadspin a progress report. Is it punishment or abuse?

I’m going with Mark Madsen. He seems overly enthusiastic.

“I was just outside walking to get lunch near my office, and discovered a woman giving away free samples outside this new pita place. Much to my delight, they weren’t giving away tiny meatballs or little cups of taboule, as one might expect. No, I literally got handed an ENTIRE FUCKING SKEWER OF CHICKEN WRAPPED IN…

Have another puff, man

Hmm for this guy?

He’s awesome at punching things too

Won 4-0. Crazy match!

Hell ya, I’m listening to the entire Sweat ‘n’ Soul: Anthology on Spotify now.