And the only NBA player I played against in high school gets two more years. Way to go Nick Collison! Get getting dem checks!

They are both insufferable douche nozzles. Hot take, I know.

I shall celebrate with my bong, Zlatan Ibrabongovic

DO it, I will for a hangover :)

Rhino's are basically blind, slow, and clumsy. Hippos would fuck Rhinos up.

That'd be pretty damn funny.

Is that necklace made of Skittles?

His Skittles interview was awesome. I'd just run headline quotes from that instead of complaining.

And Brian Murphy would still be there complaining that Lynch won't talk to him.

Don't forget to buy his shitty chili that's not even his recipe lol.

I've been coming along on them as well. I found a CO one that I really dig. It's not super sweet. http://www.coloradocider.com/our-cider The Cherry Glider is delicious.

Do you watch football, they all wear pink in October for breast cancer awareness. So this kind of makes sense.

Your taste buds are fucked up if you think Mike's taste good. But you did say you eat dessert after every meal. I take it you're just a sugar junkie. You should get yourself some Boone's wine next, man.

No Trick Daddy? Threads missing out.

Oh cute. Goes well with his flapper.

Indeed he did. They should get a proper stoner to do these things.

He basically wasted his weed.

This happened to my dog when he ate some sticks. Poor little guy was shitting out entire logs of what can only be described as a slimey piles of ass splintering tooth picks.

Preach on!