That's rather impressive, if you know that account

It was fucking Swansea

He was never going to make the German team. Of course he was going to play for the US. Don't all players want to play in the world cup?

He's knees are crumbling having to carry the city of Cleveland on his back.

This is good stuff. I hope Jones wins. I want to see Rumble Johnson vs Jones this spring. Hope they both win this month to make that happen.

So when are they bringing Ditka back?

My neck don't do that

"it smells just a little bit like God's kid being born"

We have beer vending machines at football stadiums here, Drew.

You should work on the beard thing. Beer geeks will take you more seriously :)

Better yet, don't host and just trash someone else place.

Is this Chile's version of TMZ?

Mediocre describes them well, I think. I've tried everything they ship to CO, I've always just found them to be, meh. I want them to be better, but it's just okay beer. Many breweries are just doing it better than them now.

No one should ever ease up on their poncy drinking.

The closest I've come to a fruity beer lately was Twisted Pines Cucumber Cream Ale. That was surprisingly delicious too (if you like cucumber). You've convinced me though, I'll try to pick one up. Might have to wait till spring though, I'm in a stout mood this month. Good article man, you nailed the CO…

I've held off so long on trying that Avery passion fruit beer. I'm usually in the don't fruit the beer crowd. I might have to give in and try it. I pretty much love everything Avery makes. If you want some really random flavors in beer, you should hit Avery's sour fest.

Jones is a Reebok fighter now. Nike dropped him for the Cormier face off scuffle

Where the fuck is Virgil bag!?!!?

Your mom sounds pretty much like mine, hahaha.

Your mom sounds pretty much like mine, hahaha.

Mom cussed me out when I tried to get her a Dyson. I thought it would be a good Christmas gift. I was wrong, now I'm the owner of a Dyson. My folks are the use it till is breaks type. Dad's still grilling on the Weber he got for their wedding in like 1977.

Mom cussed me out when I tried to get her a Dyson. I thought it would be a good Christmas gift. I was wrong, now…