No one is forcing you to read this list.....

Why’d you read it?

Then don’t read it

FUCK! Let’s get a warning so I don’t grab these hot takes without oven mittens, okay?

Isn’t that the utopia that was promised? That we wouldn’t need to toil endlessly at mundane jobs and instead be allowed to pursue our dreams and interests without fear of being destitue?

I am glad that you were able to take this opportunity to fortify your masculinity.

I can’t believe this is the shit we argue about in 2016 and that Donald Trump could be our president next week. What the hell happened?

Considering that I’m a trained composer and didn’t notice the score and have no memories of it... I think it’ll be OK. It’s not like we’re taking John Williams away from Star Wars (though I’m interested to see what Giacchino does with RO and would have really loved to hear Desplate’s take), or Howard Shore from LoTR.

Look at that neckbeard. It’s clear he has no goals.

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

Yeah! Like an asshole that wants to eat, and pay rent, and stuff. Unbelievable! Getting a job. And then doing it! What an asshole.

Do you think garbagemen want to pick up garbage?

A bit of an over reaction.

This is what happens when you try as hard as you can to get offended at everything you read. You forget the little things . . .like the fact that gay men exist in your myopic world.

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Damnit. Who brought their Note 7 on the flight?

It has been 9 years since I deployed to Iraq. I spent 15 months there doing convoy recovery. Since I got back I’ve dealt with at times crippling PTSD, and about three years ago my therapist recommended I try playing a more realistic war game, as it apparently helps many people (though honestly I don’t know how). At…

Dude deserves a medal not a prison sentence.

He has been building up his tolerance to it so he can best a Sicilian in a game of wits.