FUCK! Let’s get a warning so I don’t grab these hot takes without oven mittens, okay?

I am glad that you were able to take this opportunity to fortify your masculinity.

I can’t believe this is the shit we argue about in 2016 and that Donald Trump could be our president next week. What the hell happened?

Look at that neckbeard. It’s clear he has no goals.

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

Yeah! Like an asshole that wants to eat, and pay rent, and stuff. Unbelievable! Getting a job. And then doing it! What an asshole.

Do you think garbagemen want to pick up garbage?

It has been 9 years since I deployed to Iraq. I spent 15 months there doing convoy recovery. Since I got back I’ve dealt with at times crippling PTSD, and about three years ago my therapist recommended I try playing a more realistic war game, as it apparently helps many people (though honestly I don’t know how). At…

To reply to my own post, I’m not here for any bullshit distinguishing between WCW and the NWA. Ric Flair was the greatest champion.

So at what point can we start seriously talking about how we really shouldn’t be a single country?

He just scored a 3rd and this erection will not subside.

Yeah, we’d hate for the tech to, like, evolve or improve or anything.

Sarcasm must be lost on a guy who might be a Habs fan.

Oh, CODE. I thought you said coat.

Oh, CODE. I thought you said coat.

Pro skater and internet guy Steve Berra has had enough of EA not making any more games in the excellent Skate series. So he’s mobilising. This is a campaign I could get behind.

Can this meme just fucking die already. It’s just getting put into everything now to the point it’s expected.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

#what? #someonepleaseexplain