Can’t

CTE is real, folks.

Because Batman makes them a lot of money.

Las Vegas Nordiques. Get ahead of it from day one.

Lucky dog... But a cat would have come in between front tires, manage to get inside the cab and exit through passenger side window... All while keeping all of its 9 lives

God damn it, Thor. Stop fucking around with Mjolnir. You don’t want to go to war with Santa. It’s a war with no winners.

because it was a stick-up!!!!

NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: Hundreds die when flying stage collapses on crowd.

Nailed it.

This doesn’t sound like CTE symptoms. More like early adult onset schizophrenia.

I’m not being sarcastic at all when I say that this is quality journalism. What is possibly being accomplished by acting like an abrasive dickhead to some faceless brand’s social media manager? I think it’s an interesting story: twitter catches people so instantly that they don’t have time to collect themselves.…

Which is just shorthand for “you don’t have a right to privacy.”

It wasn’t that complicated. Zemo wanted the Avengers to destroy themselves, so he spent years coming through the SHIELD data that Black Widow dumped to find anything useful. He learned that Bucky murdered the Starks and knew that if that info could be proven, it would destroy them.

Lilesa said he had considered Kenya or the United States if it’s not safe for him in Ethiopia.

You don’t pee in the pool because others would be floating in your piss. That is why.

Video sums up my current feeling of the game, its enjoyable but no where near as nice as it could be.

I’ve never been more excited to be wrong.

Oh, c’mon, don’t be petty. He did a great job.